Perhaps you’d rather go back to churning out novelty neckties in Hackensack. – British Designer

That Blue Steel look he does–Oh my gosh!  His stylin’ hair.  You know its almost like the new afro for the white man.  But its beautiful. – Cuba Gooding Jr.

We have a serious problem on our hands Maury.  This Malasian thing is getting out of hand. -Mugatu

- I hear you Jacko -Maury Ballstein

This  proposed wage increase could ruin all of us.  I neet it taken care of soon.  I have people to answer to.  That Hansel is so hot right now. -Mugatu

You know what could really help sort through these issues? -Male Model

-What? -Zoolander

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCHINO -Male Models

A male mode’s life is a precious, precious commodity.  Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. – Zoolander

-Hansel, so hot right now, Hansel. – Mugatu

I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizer I am. -Zoolander

A what? -Matilda

A eugoogalizer. One who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I’d be too stupid to know what a eugoogly was? -Zoolander

Lookout!  Tushy squeeze.  Derek, when I met you, you were a junior petite who couldn’t book a gosh darn Sears catalog and who couldn’t turn left to save his ass.  Now look at you. -Maury Ballstein

-I can turn left. -Zoolander

Derek, please.  Some male models go left at the end of the runway, others go right.  You gotta lot of gifts but hanging a Louis just isn’t one of them.  Sit down. -Maury Ballstein

If nobody has any objections, I think I may be of service.  Now, this will be a straight walk off–old school rules.  First model walks, second model duplicates and elaborates.  Ok boys let’s go to work. -David Bowie.

Hey, just cut up a couple cantelope halves with some cottage cheese if you’re hungry. -Archie

The fashion industry has bee behind every major political assassination over the last 200 years and behind every hit–a card carrying male model. -J.P. Prewitt

I’m done Jacko.  I got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.  Its time to set things straight. -Maury Ballstein

A designer’s got your nuts in a vice, offering you 10 million plus 3% of every pair of underwear sold.  What are you gonna do? -Maury Ballstein

-Screw him!  Hold out for more! -Students

Thats what I’m talking about. -Maury Ballstien